insanity is everything.

i'm allison, from nebraska. 17 years ago, it was a fateful day. i don't want to be an annoying prick, so if you want to get to know me, actually attempt at it. Here is where you enter text, info, about me, whatever, your page graphics, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.
I just want to be naked.

OH WAIT I AM.

when walking down the hallway at school
me: get the fuck out of my way
me: move bitch
me: i REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
me: oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
me: what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
me: this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort
me: step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you
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larrystylinsonforpresident:

casualdrugs:

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

water.

I AM PEEING O H M Y G O D 



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